"They fixed a lot of things Doyle got wrong. He couldn't keep a continuity to save his life. Watson was shot anywhere between his shoulder and his ankle, though a popular theory is that the shot caught him in the bollocks, and that's why he and Mary never had children. Which I think is just a bunch of bollocks, and people trying too hard to justify Doyle not caring about the series enough to pay attention to what he wrote."

He upends the entire contents of one drawer. The whole thing is boring.

"At least in the BBC version, the limp is psychosomatic, and the physical injury is in his shoulder."