The problem with this is that Douglas is good. After a few more moments of studying Rich, he snaps his fingers.

"Are you sure?" he asks. "You look an awful lot like someone I saw on the telly, reading some nonsense or other to a bunch of four-year-olds. Not that I'd admit to doing that, either. I can't imagine it gets you much luck in the bedroom department."

(Somewhere in the middle of all of this, Martin left to go fetch more boxes, telling Rich not to let Douglas touch anything, and in a tone that suggests Douglas touching something means that something will disappear.)